SMOOTHSAILOR41

So today, while I'm just sitting on the couch, doing my thing, I feel my phone buzz. Seems I got a text message from someone. I see the sender is 265-080, which means it's from an AOL IM account. When I open it, it's from the user SMOOTHSAILOR41.

SMOOTHSAILOR41: Hey
Me: Who's this?
SMOOTHSAILOR41: u dont remember me a long time ago i met u at lynnhaven mall then we went to the beach and played football
Me: Doubt it. I've never met anyone at the mall and went to the beach. Plus I'm a dude. And you sound like a dude.
SMOOTHSAILOR41: i have a long term memory
Me: Apparently it's long term crap.
SMOOTHSAILOR41: haha oh shit my bad lol

Just thought I'd share because it was random and stupid.